Short clip of the Cleveland Show, S01E05 - Season 1, Episode 5. Title says all. LYRICS: Straight outta Stoolbend A crazy mother***** named Cleveland This is my left hand and this is my **** hand I'm spittin' more wisdom than Morgan Freeman They call me Hot Brown and the C Bizzle I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle Wizzle Wazzle Woozle Wi Razzle Dazzle Doozle Di B.I.G. Relatively S.T.D. Free Dropped Loretta Now I'm doin' much betta Like upgrading to an Escalade from Jetta Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya And I'm kinda hungry so make some lasagna I got a son, he's like a big fat Urkel And when he's in the nude he's like a big fat circle 'Did I do that?' Yea, you're big and fat Drinkin' melted butter for a midnight snack Shoutouts to Rallo, Hello **** You're two feet tall with a three foot afro And the homegirl Roberta I don't mean to hurt ya but more dudes have laid on ya than a mattress named Serta Ya'll punks must consider me You can't get rid of me I'm a Cleveland Steamer come and take a big ol' **** on me My flow is so nice White boys do my voice And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's choice Peace. Stream Hot in Cleveland S01E05 Follow @TheTVRaven Melanie throws a party to meet their neighbors and she comes off as insulting to one of her next door neighbors, a columnist for The Plain Dealer, leading Melanie to fear that he'll write something negative about her. Yes, the strangest thing just happened to me. I had a conversation with a neighbor. I never even saw my neighbors in L. Except during earthquakes. Yeah, sometimes we'd pull out of our driveways at the same time, and as our electronic gates were opening, I'd think I don't even know their names, and they don't know mine. And the world was good. Well, that was the L. Here in Cleveland, we're gonna get to know our neighbors. In fact, I'm throwing a party. Dilbar janiya teri yaad sataye mp3 song free download mp3. Look at me being all spontaneous. I changed my hair. Elka, why would-- I mean, why? I wanted something fresh. I found a picture in a magazine, and I gave it to my hair stylist. Was it a picture of Elmo? This red hair comes with a temper. I will c you. Okay, red, what's going on? Max invited me to the senior senior prom. That is so cute. Yeah, if you think piranhas surrounding a baby seal is cute. Ah, so the ladies love Max, huh? Especially Agnes Bratford. Or should I say fat-ass hag-ford. Well, she doesn't sound like much of a rival. She takes hormone replacements. I can't compete with someone who's doping. I have to take it up a notch. Now I just need the dress to make it all pop. Don't forget the red nose and floppy shoes. Is that Victoria Chase? New ringtone? - Victoria Chase? - Oh, it's my Agent. He sent a text, but I can't read it. My glasses are upstairs. Can you No, a little further. A Japanese company wants me to do a commercial. Years of honing my craft, and finally my dream is coming true. Your dream is to do a Japanese commercial? To sell out for an obscene amount of money. What's the product? Um, I'm not sure. Beneficial dryness force. Probably some sort of antiperspirant. Oh, that's not so bad. A lot of a-listers do it. I heard Brad Pitt did a Japanese commercial for baby formula. I know, and now nutrition breast juice wow is, like, the number one brand. Hey, Elka, you never told us what your senior prom theme was. Oh, let me guess-- a night to try to remember? Let's play a game. Raise your hand if you've got a boyfriend. Cupcakes are up. Actually, they're Ohio cakes. See, 'cause they're round on the ends and high in the middle. Are you sure you're not high in the middle? I just want to make a good impression. Look, I got great Lake Latkes. And I have drew curry with Lebron rice. And to wash it all down, some cold, delicious Cuyahoga River punch. You know, that River was so polluted, it actually caught fire once. But they cleaned it all up. Well, some of us happen to like a little pollution. My agent just sent a box of ozawa industrial brothers Mrs. Ladypant beneficial dryness force. I'm thinking it's not an antiperspirant. 'Say greeting to Mrs. For best good times, be on dry. ' That's weird. There's, like, something in there. Like a pad or A diaper. What are you talking about? They're pants. With an attractive inner padding. On their butt. Oh, give it up, darling. - It's a diaper. - It's not a diaper! And they're comfortable and perfectly stylish, and I love them. And they are paying me a ton of money to 'Preserve Freshness of crotch. ' As pants do. So just lay off. Isn't this great? Look how happy and relaxed everyone is. A., by now, I'd have had at least one conversation where someone's looking past me to find someone more important. Yeah, I hate that. And don't you just love how everyone seems to have worn whatever? I mean, look at those women. Their hair is still wet. It took me an hour and a half to blow this dry.
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